Supergran

Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spiderman
Batman and Robin too
Don’t wanna cause a ruckus, but BA Baracus
Have I got a match for you
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies
She’s got more bottle than United Dairies

Hang about
Look out
For Supergran

You can take your heroes, your Robert De Niros
Your Al Pacinos too
And big Stallone is just another phoney
He couldn’t lace his shoes
After her they’re all big girls blouses
She’s got more front than a row of houses

Hang about
Look out
For Supergran

She’s a serious granny …. Supergran
A serious granny …. Supergran
She’ll do things that you never saw your granny do
Is there nothing that she canny do?

Hang about
Look out
For Supergran